leela-summers:

Let’s talk about sex - Tumblr Edition Part 1

Part 2: x
Part 3: x

feistie:

A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.

Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.

Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.

Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.

treebeards:

ulyssee:

cigs4kids:

what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it

i would do a split

221bspooky:

Dear tumblr staff,

stop. its ok. you don’t need to do these things. just focus on functionality(like the video player). we don’t need these little updates when somethings(like the video player) need your focus. thank you for your time but really, tumblr looks great. try to fix more important things(like the video player) so that we can all properly enjoy the features of tumblr(like the video player)

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Pet Animals by Adam Ellis

Previously: Animated Animal Facts

thetindog:

macaroni-rascal:

People always forget that Wolverine is Canadian. 

beautifullyrandompants:

My bro’s homework looks like dystopian propaganda

beautifullyrandompants:

My bro’s homework looks like dystopian propaganda

fagbitch2007:

if ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing 

newtunscamandar:

friendly reminder that harry james potter lost his parents at the age of 1 and was abused by his aunt and uncle for 11 years of his life only to be sent into a life where the greatest dark wizard in the world was trying to kill him and through all this he still came out ok fuck if harry isn’t the most underrated character in the whole series 


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